The only FBI lawyer that could fit a Border Wall and a Dental Dam in the same mouth!
Fans of the president-elect are stopping by to eat a taco bowl at the Trump Grill, visit the Trump bar, ride the famous escalators, and purchase Trump gear at the store. Others linger by the golden elevator doors, hoping to catch a glance at the president-elect or his children.
But for a minority, liberals who are still sad about the election, the sight of Trump Tower triggers them, prompting them to post pictures of themselves on Instagram flipping off the building with the president-elect’s name on it. And that’s where El Dookie steps in: Continue reading “Trump Haters”
I hope this message finds you in that sex rehab center you are hiding in. You can’t hide Continue reading “Open Letter to Anthony Weiner”
There is nothing like waking up at 5am for a front row ticket to the end of America. Continue reading “The Presidential Election in #Hashtags”