You look like the Glamour Shot guy shoved his tripod up your ass!
Where did you find the Pigmy Nun?
There is a pot roast at the end of that rainbow!
Cholo in drag!
Take that sign, it will be the only Valentine you will get!
I get it, female heroes. WTF is up with the lady from Facts of Life?
If I swipe right will this guy be an issue?
The picture is funny, but you are still ugly!
I swear I have seen that lady on a bottle of pancake syrup!
Ummmm, FUCK NO!!!!
You are ugly, but creative!
Chocolate Thunder from Down Under?
You also woke up alone!
Who puts unaccompanied minors crossing the border on their Tinder Profile?
Your ass affected that tide!
Blossom? No thanks!
That should get you some right swipes!
Paul Ryan on steroids?? You and your shriveled nuts are in with the women!